Dear No-Baby-Daddy (NBD) and Ball-less Husband (BH),
It appears I have been quiet for too long. Due to resent events I have decided to speak out. So, sit back on your WT bums and listen up! DON'T MESS WITH MY FAMILY! Got it! I kept my mouth shut when the engagement came out of the blue, I kept my mouth shut when I discovered the age difference (after all who am I to judge a 10 age difference), I remained silent when I found out "Baby" had no Daddy, I was quiet when the wedding date was moved from October '08 up to April 'o8. Why didn't I say anything? It had nothing to do with me or my family. However, NOW your messin' with my Nieces', so BACK OFF NBD your stepping into my territory and (trust me) you are far too ghetto and wet behind the ears to stand up to me! I must say, at first, I fell for your quiet, innocent charm. I thought it was cute how you "maturely" stayed out of BH's relationship with his ex-wife (my sister). I though it was sweet how you included the girls in your weekend activities with "Baby". Yet now, as you wield your marriage certificate in one hand, you have begun to demean my nieces with the other. A belt! A G-d f'ing belt! In a parking lot! Oh, that's good! You, NBD, have shown your true colors by placing a meaningless material possession before the dignity of a 7 year old little girl. Congratulations! Would you like to continue playing "dignity limbo" I mean honestly.... how low CAN YOU go? Oh, while I'm at it, let me take a moment to question your ability to parent children. Why did the child have such a precious belt on in the first place. She was wearing a shirt which was longer than the waist of her shorts; therefor, the belt wasn't worn as a fashion accessory. It would seem the belt was being worn for functional reasons. Were her shorts too large to be worn without it? Why else would you allow a child to wear such an "important" belt? So, were you planning on having this little girl disrobe in a public parking lot? OOOOh, great parenting style! Now, since I have kept my self quiet for so long let me share a few little reminders with you. If you thought you were marring BH as a way to find a true replacement for a baby-daddy. Well, keep screwing with my Nieces and I'll make sure "Baby" finds out the truth on her 18th birthday. Ohhh, wouldn't that be good! Oh, and the 10 year age difference. Yeah, I can comment on that too! Ya see, my man was able to date women of his OWN age group before meeting me. He had actual relationships before he found me. Unlike the 4 year drought BH experienced before meeting you NBD. So enjoy being the young, naive chick who didn't know any better, because all the 30 year olds, had a head on their shoulders, and ran from what you are clinging too! Enjoy that and back off B*#CH you are messing with a family FAR less demure than the Wagners!
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